heritageposts:

made a beginners guide for the twitter newbies hope this helps <3

hashtagdion:

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

glamour-divine:

glamour-divine:

noblepeasant:

yimra:

xxkandixxkidsxx:

The snake aging gif but in reverse

homofied:

memefarmer:

important elk mating techniques

1. Lik But

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Gays do this too

angryschnauzer:

suprchnk:

suprchnk:

I was not expecting Florida Man to be the hero in this story arc right now.

roseverdict:

roseverdict:

jus-tea:

Daddy’s at the food store, Mummy’s out of town,

She’s working at the hospital since Rhona came to town,

Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhona’s come to town,

Hide away, hide away, she’s come to take us down.

Miss Rhona’s at the doorstep, I’ll keep 6 feet away,

But Grandma needs the paper, I’ll take her some today,

Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhona’s come to stay,

Hide away, hide away, we can’t come out to play.

But Grandma needs the paper, I’ll take her some today,

And here’s a note from Rhona, she wanted me to say,

Hide away, hide away, keep 6 feet away,

Hide away, hide away, she took us down today.

[Image ID: Tumblr user @neanderthyall says in the notes, “I thought that 6 feet was kind of a double meaning. Like six feet away to stop the spread, but when people die they’re six feet underground, and its six feet of the dirt that keeps you apart. Like ‘Hide away, hide away, even though it hurts Hide away, hide away, or the six feet will be dirt’.” End ID.]

HI DON’T LEAVE THIS IN THE NOTES THAT’S ACTUALLY BRILLIANT

alfabusa:

thepillgrums:

AMERICA HAS FAILED NOT ONLY ITS PEOPLE BUT THE MOST IMPORTANT POST ON THIS WEB